You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
as Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
John Turturro
as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson
as Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Lainie Kazan
as Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
as Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon
as Kevin
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
as Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
Yamit Sol
as Dorit
Adria Tennor
Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
Daoud Heidami
as Nasi
Dave Matthews
Dave Matthews
as James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
Michael Buffer
as Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
Ido Mosseri
as Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
as Yosi
Ido Mor
Ido Mor
as Hassan
Donna Feldman
Donna Feldman
as Michal
Norma Michaels
Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser
Danny A. Abeckaser
as Ze'ev
Bunny Levine
Bunny Levine
as Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
as Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe
John McEnroe
as John McEnroe
Dina Doron
Dina Doron
as Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
Shelley Berman
as Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
Chris Rock
as Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria
John Paul DeJoria
as Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa
Alec Mapa
as Claude
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
as Waleed
Ben Wise
Ben Wise
as Yitzhak
John Farley
John Farley
as Tom
Yossi Marshek
Yossi Marshek
as Pinchas
Guri Weinberg
Guri Weinberg
as Aharon
Mousa Kraish
Mousa Kraish
as Bashir
Roni Levy
Roni Levy
as Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam
Reuven Bar-Yotam
as Levi
Barry Livingston
Barry Livingston
as Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford
Rick Gifford
as Philip
Daniel Browning Smith
Daniel Browning Smith
as Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel
Tyler Spindel
as Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov
Julia Lea Wolov
as Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Dana Goodman
as Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland
Todd Holland
as Fred
Kevin Grady
Kevin Grady
as Coleman
Bobby Tisdale
Bobby Tisdale
as Skizzy
Herzl Tobey
Herzl Tobey
as Commander
Ori Pfeffer
Ori Pfeffer
as Second Commander
Alex Luria
Alex Luria
as Koby
Guy Oseary
Guy Oseary
as Avi
Yinon Sapir
Yinon Sapir
as Danny
Naama Nativ
Naama Nativ
as Sara
Dennis Dugan
Dennis Dugan
as Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol
Gerry Del Sol
as Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen
Shulie Cowen
as Debbie
Maysoon Zayid
Maysoon Zayid
as Nadira
Helen Siff
Helen Siff
as Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost
Cynthia Frost
as Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger
Anna Berger
as Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Susan Grace
as Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
Marjorie Loomis
as Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Carol Schlanger
as Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
Edith S. Wolfrey
as Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
Phoebe Dorin
as Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
Lina So
as Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
Eloise DeJoria
as Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long
Vanessa Long
as Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese
Donielle Artese
as African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand
Blake Bertrand
as Little Boy
Sidney Ganis
Sidney Ganis
as Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps
Laurie Meghan Phelps
as Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway
Kenneth Greenaway
as DJ
Constance Barron
Constance Barron
as First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
Kristen Lowman
as First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Penelope Windust
as Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Kathleen Noone
as Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
Christopher Innvar
as Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
Ray Garvey
as Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison
Barbara Ann Davison
as Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff
Eric Lamonsoff
as Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
Connor Wiles
as Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco
Jennifer De Minco
as Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett
Nicole Bennett
as Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck
Edmund Lyndeck
as Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour
Lily Javaherpour
as Inaz
Kristina Haddad
Kristina Haddad
as Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko
Larry Marko
as Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard
Anne Marie Howard
as Reporter
Veerta Motiani
Veerta Motiani
as Beach Girl
Billy Concha
Billy Concha
as Kayaker
Marco Khan
Marco Khan
as Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb
Sam Sagheb
as Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
Latif Marotti
as Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
Christian Reeve
as Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian
Aesop Aquarian
as Rabbi
Michelle Arenal
Michelle Arenal
as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
Jordan Ashbrook
as Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias
Moran Atias
as Eti
Ashley Ausburn
Ashley Ausburn
as Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle
Barbara Jean Barrielle
as Cheerleader
Mike Basone
Mike Basone
as Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh
Mike Batayeh
as Fry Cook
Robert Benny
Robert Benny
as Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley
Denise Bradley
as Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
Guile Branco
as Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown
Lamar Brown
as Businessman
Melanie Bulujian
Melanie Bulujian
as Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral
Monica Cabral
as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon
Kevin Cannon
as Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher
Ella Christopher
as Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark
Nick Clark
as Nick
Cheryl Cosenza
Cheryl Cosenza
as Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
Rossie Cottrell
as Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne
John Dardenne
as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
Joseph DeLuca
as Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn
Kendall Draughn
as Picnic Girl
John Duerler
John Duerler
as Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
Marshall Factora
as Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano
Eric Feliciano
as Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher
as Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams
Anna Garcia Williams
as Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza
Leslie Garza
as Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen
Jessica Mei Gershen
as Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis
Nikki Giavasis
as Waitress
Ronald E. Giles
Ronald E. Giles
as Commuter
Sharlene Grover
Sharlene Grover
as Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
Sepideh Haftgoli
as Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
Zahra Heydari
as Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
Seth Howard
as Party Guy
Kevin James
Kevin James
as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans
Paul Jeans
as Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson
as Spectator
Todd Justin
Todd Justin
as Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi
Sam Kalidi
as Amir
Sona Karia
Sona Karia
as Reporter
Rock Kohli
Rock Kohli
as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
Mark Kubr
as Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee
Timothy Dean Lee
as Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes
Paula Lemes
as Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
Bernadette Lords
as Businesswoman
Anthony Martins
Anthony Martins
as Arab #3
Roni Meron
Roni Meron
as Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano
Nicole Montano
as Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy
Rachael Murphy
as Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
Bibiana Navas
as Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis
Christina Neferis
as Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl
Adam Ohl
as Street Merchant
John Radcliff
John Radcliff
as Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine
Klavdia Ramnareine
as The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut
Deborah Rombaut
as Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko
Sandra Rosko
as Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro
Rob Shapiro
as Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
Mikael Sharafyan
as Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire
Jhennah Sinclaire
as Dancer
Terrie Snell
Terrie Snell
as Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
Chris Spinelli
as Angry Palestinian
Riley Thomas Stewart
Riley Thomas Stewart
as Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler
Lee Stickler
as Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer
Sarah Stringer
as Party Goer
Christa Texeira
Christa Texeira
as Ruth
Keana Texeira
Keana Texeira
as Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira
Seth Texeira
as Zeb
Sophie Texeira
Sophie Texeira
as Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas
Ryan Phillip Thomas
as Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel
Gina Tleel
as Shopper
Uzimann
Uzimann
as Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer
Kevin van Doorslaer
as Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij
Dave Vij
as Disco-Tech
Holly Weber
Holly Weber
as Girlfriend
Molly Weiner
Molly Weiner
as Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie
Joe Van Wie
as Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler
as Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh
Saye Yabandeh
as Girlfriend
Julius Zagon
Julius Zagon
as Ukrossi
David Zahedian
David Zahedian
as Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy
Betty Murphy
as Mrs. Haines
George Takei
George Takei
as George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler
Dianne Perry Dowler
as Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia
Maite Garcia
as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Sadie Sandler
Sadie Sandler
as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Mark Winn
Mark Winn
as News Cameraman (uncredited)
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Rupert Gregson-Williams
Rupert Gregson-Williams
Original Music Composer
Dennis Dugan
Dennis Dugan
Director
Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow
Screenplay
Barry Bernardi
Barry Bernardi
Executive Producer
Tom Costain
Tom Costain
Editor
Michael Barrett
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Jack Giarraputo
Jack Giarraputo
Producer
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Executive Producer
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Screenplay
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Producer
Anita Cannella
Anita Cannella
Foley Artist
Penny Smartt-Juday
Penny Smartt-Juday
Art Department Coordinator
Scott Rogers
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Stephen Shapiro
Stephen Shapiro
First Assistant Editor
Mike Marino
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Mary Iannelli
Mary Iannelli
Assistant Costume Designer
Valerie Zielonka
Valerie Zielonka
Costume Supervisor
John P. Shine
John P. Shine
Best Boy Grip
Bill 'Kauhane' Hoyt
Bill 'Kauhane' Hoyt
Standby Painter
John Nasraway
John Nasraway
Second Second Assistant Director
Orada Jusatayanond
Orada Jusatayanond
Sound Effects Editor
Richard Kite
Richard Kite
Utility Sound
Kate Chase Pitzarella
Kate Chase Pitzarella
Assistant Location Manager
Tammy Sandler
Tammy Sandler
Unit Publicist
Tracy Bennett
Tracy Bennett
Still Photographer
William Eliscu
William Eliscu
Graphic Designer
Joe Roddey
Joe Roddey
Second Assistant Director
Ann Pala
Ann Pala
Makeup Department Head
Thomas Real
Thomas Real
Hair Department Head
Juan J. Rodriguez
Juan J. Rodriguez
Transportation Co-Captain
Michael Hertlein
Michael Hertlein
Dialogue Editor
Amy Kane
Amy Kane
Foley Artist
Kirk Bloomberg
Kirk Bloomberg
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Kathleen Freeman
Kathleen Freeman
Key Makeup Artist
Mike Bonnaud
Mike Bonnaud
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz
Boom Operator
Robert A. Blackburn
Robert A. Blackburn
Construction Coordinator
Bruce Luizzi
Bruce Luizzi
Leadman
Chuck Askerneese
Chuck Askerneese
Assistant Property Master
Howard London
Howard London
ADR Mixer
Maxine Gervais
Maxine Gervais
Digital Colorist
Michael D. Weldon
Michael D. Weldon
First Assistant "A" Camera
James Oxford
James Oxford
Production Illustrator
Brooks Arthur
Brooks Arthur
Music Supervisor
Michael Bauman
Michael Bauman
Chief Lighting Technician
Michael Dilbeck
Michael Dilbeck
Music Supervisor
John Young
John Young
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Jordanna Fineberg
Jordanna Fineberg
Key Costumer
Cameron Steenhagen
Cameron Steenhagen
Dialogue Editor
Denise Paulson
Denise Paulson
Makeup Artist
Edward Flotard
Edward Flotard
Transportation Captain
Suhail Kafity
Suhail Kafity
Foley Supervisor
Craig Fikse
Craig Fikse
"A" Camera Operator
John Janusek
John Janusek
Key Grip
Sean Devine
Sean Devine
Dolly Grip
Aldric La'Auli Porter
Aldric La'Auli Porter
First Assistant Director
Charlie Scott Jr.
Charlie Scott Jr.
Craft Service
Ryan Tudhope
Ryan Tudhope
Visual Effects Supervisor
Daryl Kass
Daryl Kass
Associate Producer
Brad Edmiston
Brad Edmiston
First Assistant "B" Camera
Jeffrey P. Soderberg
Jeffrey P. Soderberg
Rigging Gaffer
Rita Smith
Rita Smith
Production Secretary
Tish Johnson
Tish Johnson
Production Accountant
Marc Glassman
Marc Glassman
Sound Effects Editor
J.J. George
J.J. George
Music Editor
David E. Diano
David E. Diano
"B" Camera Operator
Camille Argus
Camille Argus
Costume Supervisor
Nancy Tong
Nancy Tong
Key Hair Stylist
Michael Listorti
Michael Listorti
Dolly Grip
Thomas Causey
Thomas Causey
Production Sound Mixer
John C. Hartigan
John C. Hartigan
Special Effects Coordinator
Elmo Weber
Elmo Weber
Supervising Sound Editor
Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk
Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk
Makeup Artist
Robert Paulsen
Robert Paulsen
Assistant Location Manager
Jamie Keeney
Jamie Keeney
Assistant Editor
Russell Farmarco
Russell Farmarco
Supervising Sound Editor
Stuart Grusin
Stuart Grusin
Music Editor
Samantha MacIvor
Samantha MacIvor
Stunts
Gary Archer
Gary Archer
Prosthetics
Gadi Levy
Gadi Levy
Line Producer
Judit Maull
Judit Maull
Associate Producer
Aldric La'Auli Porter
Aldric La'Auli Porter
Associate Producer
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Screenplay
Alan Au
Alan Au
Art Direction
Perry Andelin Blake
Perry Andelin Blake
Production Design
Randi Hiller
Randi Hiller
Casting
John Collins
John Collins
Art Direction
Kevin Grady
Kevin Grady
Co-Producer
Ronald R. Reiss
Ronald R. Reiss
Set Decoration
Adam Rucho
Adam Rucho
Casting Assistant
Robert Fechtman
Robert Fechtman
Set Designer
Jann K. Engel
Jann K. Engel
Set Designer
Rob Frank
Rob Frank
Location Manager
Taylor Jenkins
Taylor Jenkins
Casting Assistant
Adam Brightman
Adam Brightman
Production Supervisor
Sam Hutchins
Sam Hutchins
Location Manager
Ronit Ravich-Boss
Ronit Ravich-Boss
Script Supervisor
Ellen Lutter
Ellen Lutter
Costume Design
Patsy Bouge
Patsy Bouge
Post Production Supervisor
Jason Tamez
Jason Tamez
Production Supervisor
Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez
Location Manager
Sarah Halley Finn
Sarah Halley Finn
Casting
Iram Collantes
Iram Collantes
Unit Production Manager
Daryl Kass
Daryl Kass
Unit Production Manager
Tamara Hunter
Tamara Hunter
Casting Associate
Tom Carson
Tom Carson
Production Coordinator
Eddie Perez
Eddie Perez
Stunts
Kazu Hiro
Kazu Hiro
Special Effects Key Makeup Artist
Joanne Lamstein
Joanne Lamstein
Stunts
Eliza Coleman
Eliza Coleman
Stunts
Glen Engels
Glen Engels
Best Boy Grip
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