Abolish Everything! (2025)

A fast-paced, low-stakes comedy debate show.

Next episode: 2026-03-19

On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each episode, each of whom will come back to compete in the season finale.

Abolish Everything!

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as Self - The Establishment

as Self - The Establishment

Brielle DeMirjian

Brielle DeMirjian

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - The Establishment

Jamie Linn Watson

Jamie Linn Watson

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist as Self - The Establishment

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

Ikechukwu Ufomadu

Ikechukwu Ufomadu

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Augusta Chapman

Augusta Chapman

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

Vanessa Jackson

Vanessa Jackson

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Michelle Chan Bennett

Michelle Chan Bennett

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Jeremy Kaplowitz

Jeremy Kaplowitz

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

Jonathan van Halem

Jonathan van Halem

as Self - Abolitionist

Maggie Mae Fish

Maggie Mae Fish

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Foreign Man in a Foreign Land

Foreign Man in a Foreign Land

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

Carson Olshansky

Carson Olshansky

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Johnathan Appel

Johnathan Appel

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Sarah Smallwood Parsons

Sarah Smallwood Parsons

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Gianmarco Soresi

Gianmarco Soresi

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Sofía Manfredi

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

Chloe Radcliffe

Chloe Radcliffe

as Self - Abolitionist

Demi Adejuyigbe

Demi Adejuyigbe

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - The Establishment

Ceara O’Sullivan

Ceara O’Sullivan

as Self - The Establishment

as Self - Abolitionist

Patrick Willems

Patrick Willems

as Self - Abolitionist

as Self - Abolitionist

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Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

Season 2

Season 2

Episodes season 1

1x1

Welcome to our radical movement
1x2

Abolish agreeing to disagree
1x3

Abolish cybertrucks
1x4

Abolish airplanes
1x5

Abolish the english language
1x6

Abolish hot doctors
1x7

Abolish meryl streep
1x8

Abolish grad school graduation
1x9

World championship

Episodes season 2

2x1

Abolish leaving when we’re done hanging out
2x2

Abolish the number five
2x3

Abolish your friends’ other friends
2x4

Abolish going to antarctica
2x5

Abolish redemption!
2x6

Abolish catholic shame
2x7

Abolish those rabbits that are so big they’re like the size of dogs
2x8

Episode 8
2026-03-19
2x9

Episode 9
2026-03-26

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